This here's the biggest load of all time! It's so enormous, it could probably check here feed a whole village of deprived pandas. The potentness is unbearable, and the color is a vibrant brown. I reckon this masterpiece deserves a royal crown.

Tiny Nugget Special ????????

OMG! You gotta check out this dope Little Nugget Special! It's so tiny, it'll break your heart. Totally, this little nugget is full with flavor and super worth the hype. Get yours before they're gone! You won't miss out

Mental Bird & Mate Pack ????????????

Yo, dudes and dudettes! Get ready to unleash your inner avian crazy with the Mental Bird & Mate Pack! This ain't your grandma's birdwatching club, homie. We're talking legendary adventures, smooth moments with your wingman, and enough booze to fuel a flock of eagles. ???????????? Think you can handle the chaos?

Join us for games that'll test your limits, tales that'll have you howling with laughter, and memories priceless enough to last a lifetime. This pack is ideal for anyone who wants to live life to the fullest.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your buds, pre-game like champs, and get ready for the wildest ride of your life! The Mental Bird & Mate Pack awaits!

Smokes and Chico for the Legends ????????????

Yo, what's up, legends? We gotta keep it real/get lit/vibe chill, you know what I'm sayin'? Grab your blunt/Puff that pipe/Hit that swisher with some smooth Chico chocolate. It's a match made in heaven/The ultimate combo/Pure fire. That sweet, melty flavor compliments/goes perfectly with/matches the smoothness/buzz/kick of your smokes. You won't regret it!

This Fat Stool Showcase Vol. 1????????

Yo, get ready to smack your eyeballs on this, cuz we're droppin' the hottest droppings collection to ever hit the tube. We're talkin' luscious bonbons that'll make ya wanna gush. This ain't your momma's bathroom break, folks. This is the titan of all mountains.

• Get ready yourself for a sensory experience that'll leave ya screamin'.
• Warning: this ain't for the faint of heart. We're talkin' next-level stinky goodness here.
• Get your magnifying glass ready, cuz these beauties are gonna need a close inspection.

Download your copy today and join the stinky stool society. You won't regret it. (But maybe you will.)

Turd Day Brunch: Chico Edition ☕????

Get ready to par-tay at the most wicked brunch in Chico! It's Turd Day, baby, and we're celebrating all things number two with a spread that will gross you out. Think turd-flavored cocktails, mountains of fecal-themed food, and a DJ spinning poop jams. Don't be a stick in the mud, grab your buddies and get ready to party like it's 1999!

This ain't your grandma's brunch, folks. We're talking gourmet poop dishes. Come hungry, come thirsty, and come ready to cackle uncontrollably at the sheer absurdity of it all.

Remember, Turd Day is a day for letting loose. So put on your craziest outfit and get ready to have a poo party you won't soon forget.